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		<title>Shatter Blames “Protest Tourism” For Shell Policing Costs, Economic Downturn &amp; Acne</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 14:52:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Minister For Justice and leading Victorian gent, Alan Shatter has revealed the high cost of providing Garda protection of the Shell&#8217;s Philanthropic Corrib Installation.The minister blamed &#8220;Protest Tourism&#8221; for the extra €14,500,000 ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Minister For Justice and leading Victorian gent, Alan Shatter has revealed the high cost of providing Garda protection of the Shell&#8217;s Philanthropic Corrib Installation.The minister blamed &#8220;Protest Tourism&#8221; for the extra €14,500,000 spent on security there in the last six years. &#8220;These beatnik rascals are bringing down the country&#8221;, said Mr. Shatter (148) of the [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Burton Denies Shambles Is A Shambles</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 13:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Minister For Total Deflection, Joan Burton, has hit out at opposition claims that the forthcoming simultaneous retirement of a trillion public servants represents a &#8220;shambles&#8221;. Answering questions from radical reforming rump agglomerati...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The Minister For Total Deflection, Joan Burton, has hit out at opposition claims that the forthcoming simultaneous retirement of a trillion public servants represents a &#8220;shambles&#8221;. Answering questions from radical reforming rump agglomeration, Fianna Fáil, Ms. Burton said the coalition government had been discussing the forthcoming retirements on a daily basis and following it on [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Martin Upbeat On Fianna Fáil ‘Disarray’</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Aug 2011 15:49:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The leader of Fianna Fáil has reacted positively to reports that his party is &#8220;in disarray&#8221; following the announcement that Brian Crowley will not seek a Presidential nomination. Crowley, who is Emperor Of Munster, vowed yesterday to pull ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The leader of Fianna Fáil has reacted positively to reports that his party is &#8220;in disarray&#8221; following the announcement that Brian Crowley will not seek a Presidential nomination. Crowley, who is Emperor Of Munster, vowed yesterday to pull out of the race for the Áras. He is the ninetieth candidate not in the race to [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Gaybo Presidential Campaign In Turmoil After Pat Kenny Opens Big Gob</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Aug 2011 13:43:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Gay Byrne&#8217;s possible bid to become President of Ireland is in turmoil as his RTE colleague Pat Kenny accused him of &#8220;dragging Ireland into the 20th century&#8221;. It is believed that Kenny was hinting at a plot involving Byrne and others t...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Gay Byrne&#8217;s possible bid to become President of Ireland is in turmoil as his RTE colleague Pat Kenny accused him of &#8220;dragging Ireland into the 20th century&#8221;. It is believed that Kenny was hinting at a plot involving Byrne and others to drag Ireland back to the 20th Century and keep it there. Some analysts [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Emergency On Sunday Closes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Jul 2011 16:59:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Emergency On Sunday is to close. This Sunday&#8217;s edition of the paper, which has been on newsstands for a thousand and three years, will be the last one. There will be no advertising in the final edition. The extra space will be occupied by ext...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The Emergency On Sunday is to close. This Sunday&#8217;s edition of the paper, which has been on newsstands for a thousand and three years, will be the last one. There will be no advertising in the final edition. The extra space will be occupied by extra breasts and a list of Premiership footballers who have [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Judges To Shatter: Pay Cut Would Damage Pay</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/judges-to-shatter-pay-cut-would-damage-pay/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jul 2011 14:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Senior judges have warned the Government that cutting their pay would damage the reputation of the judiciary in Ireland worldwide and also make it harder to be rich. Justice William &#8220;Wonga&#8221; O&#8217;Toole criticised the refusal of Minister F...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Senior judges have warned the Government that cutting their pay would damage the reputation of the judiciary in Ireland worldwide and also make it harder to be rich. Justice William &#8220;Wonga&#8221; O&#8217;Toole criticised the refusal of Minister For Justice, Alan &#8220;Shakespeare&#8221; Shatter to allow an independent review of judicial salaries. &#8220;To cut our pay as [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Monorail Project To Varadkarville May Get Priority</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/monorail-project-to-varadkarville-may-get-priority/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jul 2011 12:11:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Minister for Transport, Leo Varadkar has hinted that rather than the Luas DXD Link or Metro North projects, a third transport initiative &#8220;Leorail&#8221; may get the nod in Spetember. The proposed Leorail line would run from everywhere to the ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The Minister for Transport, Leo Varadkar has hinted that rather than the Luas DXD Link or Metro North projects, a third transport initiative &#8220;Leorail&#8221; may get the nod in Spetember. The proposed Leorail line would run from everywhere to the newly designated Varadkarville Development Region in Dublin South. It would be the first ever supersonic [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Healy Rae Denies Being Two Places At Once</title>
		<link>http://www.theemergency.ie/breaking-news/healy-rae-denies-being-two-places-at-once/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jun 2011 14:19:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Enthusiastic Kerryman Michael Healy Rae has denied that he made phone calls to vote for himself on RTE&#8217;s celebrity survival show &#8220;I&#8217;m A Spanner, Turn Off The Telly&#8221;. DENIAL Mr Healy Rae had pointed out that he has not mastered b...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Enthusiastic Kerryman Michael Healy Rae has denied that he made phone calls to vote for himself on RTE&#8217;s celebrity survival show &#8220;I&#8217;m A Spanner, Turn Off The Telly&#8221;. DENIAL Mr Healy Rae had pointed out that he has not mastered bi-location and could not have made phonecalls from the Dail phone system while at the [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Recession Over As Fast, Agile Dolphin Gives Nation A Lift</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Jun 2011 10:58:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A particularly fast and agile dolphin has raised the beleaguered spirits of the nation. The bottle-nosed male dolphin, has been affectionately dubbed &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; by locals in West Cork. Wee Hop &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; has been spotted by ...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[A particularly fast and agile dolphin has raised the beleaguered spirits of the nation. The bottle-nosed male dolphin, has been affectionately dubbed &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; by locals in West Cork. Wee Hop &#8220;De Dolphin&#8221; has been spotted by fishermen and people in local pleasure craft swimming &#8220;pretty quickly&#8221; and even on occasions &#8220;giving a little hop [...]]]></content:encoded>
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		<title>Lowry: Eejits Ready For Casino Culture</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Jun 2011 11:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dermot Carmody</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Popular character and renowned geezer Michael Lowry, the independent TD for North Tipperary had hit back at critics of the massive casino resort which has received planning permission for a site in Two-Mile Borris. Critics have said that large casino r...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Popular character and renowned geezer Michael Lowry, the independent TD for North Tipperary had hit back at critics of the massive casino resort which has received planning permission for a site in Two-Mile Borris. Critics have said that large casino resorts of this type are not viable in Ireland where the market will not support [...]]]></content:encoded>
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